I
did some research and compiled a full list. Please feel free to add more
items.
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Because
they write poems, songs, and books in our honor. |
Because
they never understand us, but they never give up. |
Because
they can see beauty in women when women have long ceased to see any beauty in
themselves. |
Because
they come from little boys. |
Because
they can churn out long, intricate, Machiavellian, or incredibly complex
mathematics and physics equations, but they can be comparably clueless when
it comes to women. |
Because
they are incredible lovers and never rest until we’re happy. |
Because
they elevate sports to religion. |
Because
they’re never afraid of the dark. |
Because
they don’t care how they look or if they age. |
Because
they persevere in making and repairing things beyond their abilities, with
the naïve self-assurance of the teenage boy who knew everything. |
Because
they never wear or dream of wearing high heels. |
Because
they’re always ready for sex. |
Because
they’re like pomegranates: lots of inedible parts, but the juicy seeds are
incredibly tasty and succulent and usually exceed your expectations. |
Because
they’re afraid to go bald. |
Because
you always know what they think and they always mean what they say. |
Because
they love machines, tools, and implements with the same ferocity women love
jewelry. |
Because
they go to great lengths to hide, unsuccessfully, that they are frail and
human. |
Because
they either speak too much or not at all to that end. |
Because
they always finish the food on their plate. |
Because
they are brave in front of insects and mice. |
Because
a well-spoken four-year old girl can reduce them to silence, and a beautiful
25-year old can reduce them to slobbering idiots. |
Because
they want to be either omnivorous or ascetic, warriors or lovers, artists or
generals, but nothing in-between. |
Because
for them there’s no such thing as too much adrenaline. |
Because
when all is said and done, they can’t live without us, no matter how hard
they try. |
Because
they’re truly as simple as they claim to be. |
Because
they love extremes and when they go to extremes, we’re there to catch them. |
Because
they are tender they when they cry, and how seldom they do it. |
Because
what they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action. |
Because
they make excellent companions when driving through rough neighborhoods or
walking past dark alleys. |
Because
they really love their moms, and they remind us of our dads. |
Because
they never care what their horoscope, their mother-in-law, nor the neighbors
say. |
Because
they can never fake orgasms, even if they wanted to. |
Because
they don’t lie about their age, their weight, or their clothing size. |
Because
they have an uncanny ability to look deeply into our eyes and connect with
our heart, even when we don’t want them to. |
Because
when we say “I love you” they ask for an explanation. |
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